We’re funny-looking because we wear clothes
A: Do animals talk to each other?
B: Of course they talk to each other
A: What do they talk about?
B: They talk about other animals
A: What else do they talk about?
B: They talk about food and weather
A: Do they talk about us?
B: Of course they talk about us
A: What do they say about us?
B: They say that we are funny-looking
A: Ha, we’re not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking
B: We’re funny-looking because we wear clothes
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